SEWN: THE ZIG-ZAG SUIT

This is a story about a suit. A suit of wonder. A swimsuit with mysteriously magical powers.

I never thought I'd experience the day when I would feel so supremely comfortable and amazingly confident in a swimsuit. Of any description.

Today, my friends, is that day.

Today I feel like I found the suit of my dreams. Made with my own hands.

A swimsuit that allows me to run Baywatch style down the beach without my swimsuit bottoms disappearing into my butt (TMI?). Let's be clear. I have a butt. A generous butt. And no swimsuit has ever stayed in place. This one does not move a millimetre.